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Part 3

The scrawny little man who I vaguely remembered saying his name was Paul stepped closer to me and extended his arm for a handshake.

"you've got to be kidding?" I said and turned around to my car.

"up yours to then!" he yelled and spun on his heels.

"HEY!" I called out after turning to face him

"what!"

"don't be so rude u little arsehole!"

"ME! No no no! I tried being polite� I tried introducing myself but miss "you've got to be kidding" decided to shrug me off� I should report you for driving without a license� DRUNK!"

"Fuck you!"

"NO THANKS!" He shouted and walked away.

"YOU'RE NOT LUCKY ENOUGH TO FUCK ME ANYWAY!" I called after him� the little bastard� how dare he abuse me like that!!! I was well and truly insulted� stupid pathetic brainless hairy midget.
I dated a midget once� we use to have showers together and I would stand over him with my legs�. Ummm.. never mind� anyway THE BASTARD!

Pissed off, I hopped into my car, spent 5 minutes trying to find the ignition and started down the side walk on my way home. Some old man spend half an hour crossing the road� just because it was a zebra crossing doesn't mean he has the right to take all day!

But anyway I got home� polished off my bottle of scotch and collapsed on the couch� stupid little man�

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