Part 5
The midget and myself spent the 2 hours discussing our favorite drinks. It seemed as though it was the only thing we didn't fight about so we just stretched the topic as far as possible. We got very annoyed when the AA head honcho person kept telling us off for not getting along.
Finally� they decided that we could go and I gave my card to the twit before I left. There was no way I was going to contact him� if he wanted to do this he had to make the effort.
Unfortunately he did in fact� make the effort to contact me and so, we organized for him to come to my place seeing as I was sure as hell not going to his. 2 hours wasn't so bad� we thought it best to hire a move so we wouldn't have to talk to each other. 5 minutes before he came I made sure everything was clean, put a bottle of wine on the table just in case he decided not to stick to the stupid promise we were forced to make at the meeting. I myself had already consumed a good half bottle of some crap I picked up from the shop on the way home and was feeling relaxed. At least until the door bell rang anyhow.
"Hi" I said gloomily when I answered it to see him standing there in a pair of jeans and a shirt.
"Yeah" he said and walked in carrying a video we agreed was watch-able.
"Lets get this over and done with"
"Yeah� nice touch� the wine"
"Just in case"
"Yeah"
We stood awkwardly for a few moments and moved over to the lounge. I sat on one end, he sat on the other after he put the video on. It was pretty boring really� it might have been good if I was watching it with someone I actually liked.
"This sucks" I commented under my breath but not quiet enough.
"Well I'm so fucking sorry!!!"
"Don't yell at me like that you little prick!"
"my prick isn't little!"
"neither is your mouth!"
"Fuck you!"
"No thankyou!"
"I need a drink!"
"Get me one too while you're at it!"
"OK!"
and so he did� and another� and another� and another until there was 4 empty bottles of wine on the bench and the movie became really very funny.
It ended, I reached for the remotes and turned it off and we were too drunk to move�. So we sat there for what seemed like hours�
"So" I said finally
"What"
"Your prick isn't that little hey"
"No"
"Prove it"
"Hey???"
"Prove it"
"No"
"Chicken"
"Show me your tits then"
"You show me yours first"
"No, you go first"
"I asked u first"
"Well� fuck� together?"
"count of 3"
"1"
"2"
continuing
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