Part 10
Welcome back detectivers… Yes it has been a while since we last met so I shall fill you in. The Boys had been practicing, learning, preparing to perform a show comprised of some new material… some classics to please…Spoof and a few friends had begun working on material for them to use… so lets continue.
Hours passed… a few hours became a day and everyone was getting tired so they decided to sleep… only to wake up the next morning and practice again. Richard's guitar ability
Became quite good and Tim and Paul found some good voices hibernating. A week passed of non stop work and Spoof felt that they were ready to perform… but for one thing. Character.
"Ok guys… We've got the material here… using mostly old stuff for now… thing is… you guys need to be able to act it out. You've watched the videos… do you think you can do that?"
"Oh… we… never really thought about it…" Richard said and they looked at eachother.
"Hmmm… Ok guys… lets try this bit here. Paul you're trying to tell a little story about your brother getting his thumb chopped off and the doctors went to re-attach it but they accidentally put it on his head so it looked like he had a small penis on his for-head. Tim… you keep interrupting him by making gestures of someone masturbating a small penis with their finger and thumb. Paul… you get all annoyed at him and how he always doesn't things like that and ramble on a bit and Tim slaps you. You try to slap him back but he keeps ducking down every time you swipe and slaps you again. You then lift your knee into his groin and he keels over. Wanna give it a try?"
At that point… the boys looked scared. They had never been really violent or anything… maybe a bit insulting verbally but nothing like that.
"C'mon guys! Do you want to get out of here alive?"
They nodded and took position. Paul in the middle, Richard to his left… Tim to his right. Spoof handed them the piece of paper with the sketch on it and Paul began to read.
"*ahem* My brother right… he works in a butchery and one time he sliced his finger through the blade… he sliiiccceed it through and blood spurted every where right… it was like a fountain of blood and the sound of flesh and bone being torn apart sounded like… well it sounded like flesh and bone being torn apart… Anyway They took him to the doctor and when they were sewing it back on… they accidentally put it on his forhead so he looked like he had another penis."
"That's Bullshit mate…" Tim followed
"That's true mate so shut up… you always do this"
"What do I always do?"
"You always interrupt me why do you have to do that I hate it when you do that you're so insensitive and *SLAP*"
Tim's hand flew and hit Paul's face. Paul fell backward and hit the ground letting out a loud, high pitched scream.
"Tim you hurt me" Paul said standing up rubbing his cheek.
"Oh my god I'm so sorry Paul, I didn't mean to hurt you… did I hit you that hard? Are you ok?"
Spoof shook her head. It seemed as though the show wouldn't go ahead quite as soon a she'd hoped.
part 11