Part 15
Welcome back… Has indeed been a long time since we met with our boys. If you don't recall our last visit… the boys were again, famous. They were incredibly drunk from the celebration and were sleeping it off before going on their search for Thulgore… Ahhh yes I'm sure you all forgot about the reason the boys were in the future of a parallel universe.
Well the boys are back on track with the discovery of a woman who wrote to the papers complaining that a horny Rhino mutation was invading her home. They decided to wait until the next day before going to meet with her.
"MORNING!" Spoofy shouted and the boys groaned as the woke up. It was a new day for them… they could freely walk the streets and find out about the missing Thulgore.
"We've got to plan your next show guys" She said and the boys got up and began to get dressed.
"We cant Spoof… We've got to find Thulgore… We'll plan for another one in a few days time… in the mean time we need to follow some clues…"
Spoofy sighed and went into the kitchen to start making breakfast.
"OK… first of all… we go visit this woman and talk to her… right guys?"
"Right"
"Ok then… DAAS DETECTIVES ARE GO!" Tim yelled and they did their usual mastered 3 way high five.
After spending 3 hours trying to find their way across a lake they finally were on the right track and soon found themselves standing outside a small but nice looking house.
"Bing Bong" Tim said as he pressed the door bell… habit of his that really urked Paul but he'd learned to cope with it. Slowly the door opened and the Lady on the other side screamed… slammed it and ran off.
"Umm… O…K… Lets try that again…. Bing Bong!" Tim said and pressed the door bell again.
The door slowly opened and this time she opened it right up.
"OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE HERE I CANT BELIEVE IT I CANT I CANT I CANT!!! I LOVE YOU!!! COME IN COME IN COME IN!!!"
"Settle down" they said as they walked in the house.
"Im sorry but… its you… you're at my house… the All-stars are at MY house!"
"Really? I hadn't noticed" Paul said more to himself than anyone as he looked at the posters of their alternate selves plastered on the walls.
"So umm… what do you want from me then? I mean… why are you here?"
"Have you seen this well hung creature?" Richard said handing a photo to Wallflower.
"Ech… yes… I have… it ran through here calling for… something… Chewbacca I think he said…. What the hell is a Chewbacca?"
The boys looked at each other with puzzled expressions…
"Star wars?" Tim asked…
"Star wars…" Paul said…
"STAR WARS!" Rich exclaimed…
"Hmmmm" all 3 said…
they chatted for another 15 minutes… and then seached the house again to find that Thulgore had humped a brown fur coat and left a rather large… fluid sample… on it which trailed right out the door and down the street….
"Hmm…" They all said again as Rich scooped some of the sample into a jar.
"Ech" Richard followed with…
"Thanks wallflower" Tim said to her and they headed out the door leaving the number of where they were in case she had anything else to tell them…
Chewbacca?
part 16