Part 13
Welcome back once again to our lovely mystery. A short recap on whats happened. Alisso was found dead and covered in cement with one eyeball dangling free, a hair was found at the scene of the crime. Spoofygoddess alerted the boys to the crime, was questioned and menetioned someone being in the darkness, then was killed herself leaving the clues "RICHAR| and Sil Nev". Silent neville turned up... shortly after, a woman named Wild Thang strutted into the office with her large boobs and produced a knife and a business card. Lainy then was reported dead by Jik... she was found hacked to bits and at the scene of that crime... a piece of mirror was found as well as a note that was handed to Richard by a mysterious character called Vaseline. They decoded the note which was written in music form and it read "EE DEAD BAGGAGE". Another note was delivered reading "CLAIM E17" and was put together to lead them to the airport where they found a suitcase containing Evil Elf's head. The rest of her resembled an abundance of chunk soup but atleast she was identifyable... Now... back to the mystery
The boys peered over Sel's shoulder to see the purade muck that rested in the suitcase and almost felt like vomiting.
"What a way to die" Rich stated causing the other 2 to look at him queasily
"shut up Rich"
"I wonder if she was alive when they began mushing her up?"
"SHUT UP!"
"Hey guys... look at this" Rich said, retrieving a pair of gloves and putting them on before reaching into the mass of blended Elf. The boys cringed as he did so but looked closer when he produced... another piece of mirror.
"ooooooooohhhhh" they all said together
"I think we need to get everyone togehter" Paul said.. the others agreeing.
They made a few phone calls and within half an hour... Paul, Tim, Richard, Silent Neville, Wild Thang and Jik were sitting in the small room. The only person missing was Vaseline... they didnt know how to contact her. Evil Elf was removed by the police and assumingly taken down to the nearest chinese food place.
Tim went to say something... but again... The phone rang. Richard Picked it up this time.
"Vaseline! What? a fairy? and a Kat? ooh i see... i understand now... ok... we'll be right there!" He said and hung up.
"Fairy and Katisha have been... murdered!"
"lllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettts go! they shouted and jumped up, punching eachother in the face, falling to the ground again before heading out the door and to the scene of this... double murder.
part 14