Part 16
Whilst we were gone, the boys sent the objects to Dom who was going to run some DNA tests. See if they could get a Match on the hair and blood on the knife and mirror pieces... 2 days have had passed and they gathered together again on the Wednesday, the day the results were due back.
"Have you got aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh 1?"
"Nope"
"Have you got aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh jack"
"Hey you bought a new pack of cards!" Paul exclaimed happily.
"Nope..."
"hey?"
"We stuck a picture of you on the eleven" Tim said showing Paul a card witha picture of him and the words "Jack Ass" scrawled messily underneath.
Sel, Wild thang, Jik, vaseline and Gadfly laughed and Paul huffed before standing up.
"Alright... lets stop these stupid games and look at whats happened. Sel... you were too late to kill Spoof... Wild thang, you... 'stumbled' accross the knife... Jik... What were you doing at the scene of Lainy's death."
Jik stood and tried to do Wild Thangs trick, rather unsuccessfully.
"I got a phone call from a friend... She asked em over and ont he way i came accross the body... I called you, then the police..."
"Oh.... Hmmm... Well... Gadfly..."
"Gadfly looked at Paul and flushed red."
"WHAT! were you doing at the last crime scene... and why were you running."
She opened her mouth and nothing came out.
"Gadfly... We need the truth here... IT WAS YOU WASNT IT! YOU KILLED THEM!!! YOU DID IT HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS YOU STUPID BIT..."
"I WAS PISSING IN THE BUSHES!"
"What?" Paul said slightly stunned..
"I needed to pee... I was taking a leak in the bushes and i saw the bodies... then i saw you... and i ran... i didnt want to get caught with my pants around my ancles!"
Suddenly everyone in the room burst out laughing.
Tears were rolling down their faces and Gadfly just looked at everyone not knowing quite how to react...
After about 10 minutes of laughing they finally calmed down. Paul Moved over to Vaseline and glared at her intently.
"So... i suppose you were pissing in the bushes too?" Paul asked and everyone began laughing again, taking up another 5 or so minutes of their time.
"*Ahem*... yes... what were you doing at the scene of the crime" Tim said seeing as Paul nearly cracked up every time he went to talk. Tim had a grin on his face as if he was struggling to not laugh... but he managed.
"I.... I....." She began but Tim noticed something sticking out of her pocket and quickly went to retrieve it.
"Its a Plane Ticket!?!?!?!!!!!!!"
"you were on that plane... with Elf's body!"
"OK I WAS!" She yelled but was stopped from the ring of the phone.
Richard answered...
"Its Dom... Uh huh... yes... right... really? interesting... ok... yeah not a worry... thanks a million Dom" He said and hung up the phone...
He looked at everyone else and they stared back waiting for him to talk.
"Well... what did she say!"
"Well it seems that there was the blood of 2 different people on the knife and mirror pieces... the victims of course... but the other type didnt match these ladies... nor did any finger prints... "
part 17