Part 7
Nicoles point of view.
"Shit shit shit i made such a fool of myself! He'es my chance to have a decent conversation with him, almosts have power over him and i blew it!!! I hope he doesnt complain to my boss about my behaviour. Ill never be allowed out on my own again! i suppose id better call the boss and tell her that i blew it." I went to my handbag and noticed something missing... My handbag!
"oh no!!! i cant go back... i have to get it back. Damnit i suppose ill have to go to tomorrow nights show!"
I didnt know if i could face him again of course. But the next night i found myself outside the club, waiting in an cue of 500 women and a few men. I paid my entry and took my seat, waited with all the screaming women in hope that Paul would fail at preventing an erection and give me an excuse to go back and see him again.
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Back to Pauls point o view.
"Ok guys here we go again!"
"Ok Paul, but ahhh... this time try not to get... excited..."
"Very funny ferguson... now remember, in 'Chomp on my dinosaur' when we jump into the audience and sing romp omp a chomp whilst sticking our heads inbetween a womans legs... dont actually bite like you did last night."
Tim made some sort of immature sound and ran on stage introducing us and started to sing "You are always on my behind" and me and Rich followed after giving eachoter the old 'he's gonna get us sued one day' look. The first half was great until it came down to me in a g-string surfing through the audience, hundreds of womans fingers on my arse and body, i couldnt see who i was chomping on until i got up to go away and there she was... red faced and sweating... Nicole!
I tried to smile and ran back on stage... this was the moment of truth... i ripped off my G-string... think granny, toothless grany... hello dead do you have a lolli pop i can suck on... Paul can i suck on your lolli pop... A voice that didnt belong to my imaginary horny granny... Nicoles voice... her face appeared and... Oh god not again!!!
part 8