The tale of Flacco the Fairy
Once upon a time there was a lovely little fairy named Flacco. Flacco lived in the rose bush at the back of Aunty Bob's garden. Flacco lived with his 3 nasty fairy brothers, Fairypaul, Fairytim and fairydick. Every day his 3 brothers would tease and taunt him, calling him all sorts of names and pulling on his long, firm, smooth wings.
One day, Flacco decided that he could no longer take the torments and started flying over to the carnation lot to visit some friends. The day was hot, so half way he decided to take a stop under the big oak tree. Under the tree, was a large mushroom that, upon standing on it... Flacco found it to be soft and slippery. He sat down and instantly slid to the bottom.
"Oh My" he exclaimed.
"It's a mushroom slippery dick... dip"
All day he went up and down the slippery flesh of the mushroom until the sun began to go down and it was time to fly back home. After a short trip back to the rose bush be landed smoothly on a leaf only to find that fairypaul, fairytim and fairy dick were all dead!
Flacco didnt know what to do so he flew over to aunty Bobs kitchen and landed on the bench.
Aunty Bob was a kind soul, though sometimes a little vague. She was the type to forget that Fairies lived in the rose bush and would spray them with all sorts of chemicals. She was also the sort who would try cooking a chicken before it was dead.
"Aunty Bob... Aunty Bob... My brothers are laaying down in the rose bush and they're not breathing!" He cried
"Yeah? Well what do you want me to do about it?"
And with that, she picked up Flacco by the wings and flushed him downt he toilet.
And so ends the story of flacco the fairy.
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