Part 2
The man walked back stage and motioned to Corinne to announce their show. Corinne nodded, knowing what she had to do. The lights in the hall went down and everyone fell silent. Corinne made her speech.
"Welcome to the opening night of McManderson. The first of twenty performances at this year's Melbourne Comedy Festival. If there are any fuck ups during the performance, don't blame me. Now for the moment you've all been waiting for, Rove McManus and Wil Anderson bring you the worst pun with their names, McManderson."
A round of applause was heard backstage as the curtain was raised. Rove and Wil skidded out in front of the curtain as it was still being raised and they posed on stage. Rove was on the left hand side of the stage and posed with his hands above his head and his right hip faced out to the audience, while Wil was on the right hand side of the stage with his hands on his hips and a smug grin on his face. Cheering and whistling came from the crowd.
Someone in the middle of the audience, six rows from the front, held up a sign and shook it about. Still in their poses, Wil and Rove's eyes were drawn to it. They read what it said in their heads.
"You sexy things, show us some skin."
Wil did something that wasn't in their plan. As Rove changed his pose to a sexy half sitting, half laying position on the stage, Wil made his way towards the middle of the stage and jumped down the stairs. He made his way down the centre isle until he was next to the girl with the sign. He grabbed the sign from the teenage girl and threw it into the isle. He jumped on her lap, almost squishing her, just to see the look on her face. It almost surprised him how fifteen/sixteen year old girls fell for him.
The girl screamed out in delight "Oh my god, I love you Wil!" Then she did something to surprise Wil. Despite being uncomfortable with Wil's weight on her body, her hands grabbed his face and before Wil knew what was going on, she sucked on his lips.
Wil jumped off the girl, wiping his lips with his arm. He used the microphone on his shirt to his advantage.
"Hey girl, I'm taken." He said, turning away from her and walking back to the stage.
Wil and Rove pursued to do the rest of the show. No more evil interruptions for a while, not until they were wrapping everything up. Rove and Wil said their thank yous and goodnights and the curtain dropped in front of them as everyone yelled, screamed and applauded. There were shouts for more.
"Get back on the stage!!" People screamed.
Wil ran back on the stage in front of the curtain, carrying a cordless microphone because he had already taken his mini microphone off his shirt.
"You know, it wasn't too long ago when people were yelling the exact opposite to that." Wil told them.
Woof whistling was heard from various parts of the crowd.
"Take it off!" Someone yelled from the audience.
Wil raised his eyebrows. "But then I'd have to call triple o."
More woof whistling was heard.
"Show us yer tits." Someone yelled from the side of the stage. Wil looked to his left to see if his estimation for who it was was correct.
part 3