Dougs in the Park

challenge requirements:
Setting: park
Stars: DAAS
Words: popcorn, dog, poodle, wank, spoof, blue shoes, rain, evil smile
Phrases: we all fuck dogs in the park
Year: 1991

Paul walked through the streets of Melbourne, on his way back to his flat in St Kilda. Well he was starting to stagger a bit more than walk, perhaps he should have passed on that last beer. Lighting up a cigarette he decided to take a short cut through the park. He�d only walked a short distance when he heard two familiar voices behind him.

�Hey Paul!�

He turned around to see Tim and Rich coming up behind him. They were both drinking beers.

�Hey. What are you doing here?�

They caught up to Paul quickly and Tim slung an arm across his shoulder.

�We were bored at the party after you left, so we thought we�d catch up with you and come back to your place.�

�How�d you know where I was?�

Rich smiled and stood on Paul�s other side, wrapping an arm around his waist.

�You always walk this way Pauly. I think you like the park.�

Paul smiled. The three of them continued walking through the park towards Paul�s place. They walked in silence until Paul suddenly started to laugh. Tim looked at him.

�Something funny there McDermott?�

Paul pointed at a group of teenagers up ahead, sitting around a park bench laughing and drinking.

�You guys feel like doing a bit of singing?�

Tim and Rich both smiled at the same time, and then arm-in-arm all three of them headed towards the kids, singing at full voice.

�I fuck dogs, in the park, after dark,
When the moon is up high in the sky.�

They continued singing as they walked up towards where the teenagers sat. By now the kids had all turned to see who the loud drunken idiots coming in their direction were. Paul took a step forward and continued to sing.

�I fuck dogs, I fuck dogs, we all fuck dogs in the park. She fucks dogs, she fucks dogs, we all fuck dogs in the park!�

Paul was pointing at a blond girl as he sang that chorus, and she started to look a little freaked out. Tim starting laughing and pointed at the feet of the girl.

�Look, she�s got blue shoes!�

Paul flashed an evil smile.

�Blue shoes! Blue shoes!�

The girl totally freaked out and ran off, with the others in hot pursuit. Paul looked at the bench they had just deserted and saw several cans of bourbon left behind. He dropped his empty can of VB and picked up a bourbon. He took a big drink then turned back to the others.

�Come on, it looks like it�s going to rain, we�d better get going.�

About 20 minutes later they made it to Paul�s flat. It had started raining and they were all pretty well soaked. Paul walked inside kicking off his shoes and dropping his wet jacket on the floor and Tim and Rich followed suit. Tim and Rich collapsed onto the couch as Paul wandered into the kitchen to find more alcohol.

Tim and Rich both looked over as a loud scream came from the doorway of the kitchen.

�Ahhh get the fuck off my leg Rhiannon!�

Paul was jumping around trying to juggle three cans of VB as he fought to shake off the poodle that was attached to his leg. Rhiannon growled at him and took off back up the hallway. Paul growled back and threw a can to each of the guys. Rich took a sip and then suddenly jumped up.

�Paul, I�m hungry!�

�All I�ve got is beer. The 7-Eleven up the road will still be open, go and get some popcorn or chocolate or something.�

�Give me some money then.�

Paul sighed and pulled a $10 note from his pocket and handed it to Rich. Rich flashed a smile at them both and then grabbed his jacket and took off out the door. Paul walked over and sat down on the couch.

�So what do you want to do now?�

Tim wiggled his eyebrows.

�In your dreams Ferguson.�

�Come on McDermott, don�t pretend you don�t want me.�

Paul laughed.

�Why don�t you go into the bathroom and have a wank Tim, cause believe me it�s the only action you�ll be getting tonight.�

Tim leant over closer to Paul and whispered in his ear. He felt a shiver run through Paul�s body and he smiled.

�Or I could just stay right here and you could help me out.�

Paul turned to Tim, their lips just inches apart. But he didn�t kiss him, instead he stood up and extended a hand with a smile on his face.

�Come on, there�s no way I�m going to let you get spoof all over my new couch.�

THE END