The one with the toilet block

challenge requirements:
Setting: strip club
Stars: Paul McDermott & Richard Fidler
Words: magic, porn, huge, e-mail, whip, dungeon, business, envelope
Phrases: how can you resist?
Year: 1996

�Come on Paul, let�s go do something.�

Paul smirked.

�I thought we just did something.�

Rich laughed and lay his head back on Paul�s naked chest. It was late on Thursday night and they were lying together on Paul�s couch. Rich had been on Good News Week and after spending the whole show trying to keep things strictly business they�d made their way back to Paul�s apartment.

�Seriously, let�s go out.�

Rich placed a kiss on Paul�s chest and then jumped up off the couch. He began to pull on his clothes.

�You coming?�

�I thought I just ..�

Rich glared at him and he didn�t finish that sentence. He reluctantly got off the couch and began to dress as well.

�Okay we�ll go out. Just as long as it�s not to see David Copperfield or some stupid magic show like that.�

�I don�t think David Copperfield is in town.�

�Well in that case I think I have the perfect place.�

Rich looked intrigued.

�Where?�

�Trust me.�

�I don�t like when you say that Paul.�

Paul smiled and grabbed Rich, pulling him closer and wrapping his arms around his body.

�I know. But how can you resist me?�

Rich smiled.

�I can�t.�

Rich kissed him and they finished putting on their clothes. They left Paul�s apartment and called a taxi. Paul directed the driver towards Kings Cross. Rich looked a bit concerned.

�Where exactly are we going Paul?�

�It�s a surprise.�

Rich pouted.

�Oh shit I forgot to check my e-mail!�

Paul placed a hand on Rich�s thigh and rubbed gently.

�You spend way too much time thinking about computers. Tonight I�m going to make you forget all about them.�

Rich felt a shiver run through his body as Paul�s hot breath tickled his ear. Rich was glad when they arrived at their destination so he could jump out and get some fresh air. Paul paid the driver and jumped out as well, grabbing Rich�s hand and leading him down the street. They stopped outside a building and Rich looked up.

�Um, Paul .. do you realize what this place is?�

�Well judging by the name up there I don�t think it�s a stationery store where the sell envelopes.�

Rich was reluctant to go inside, but Paul grabbed his hand and they walked in to �The Pleasure Dungeon.�

�Paul this place looks like the set of a porn video.�

�And how would you know?�

Rich stared at him and Paul blushed, remembering that night a week ago when they�d been bored.

�Well I told you it was a surprise. You sure look surprised. Rich? Rich?�

But Rich wasn�t answering. He was staring towards the stage. Paul followed his gaze and just about fainted. Rich shook his head

�Oh you�re right Paul. This is a huge fucking surprise alright.�

On the stage, dressed in black leather cowboy outfit and carrying a whip was none other than Tim Ferguson.

�Rich, that�s Tim.�

�Yes I noticed.�

They looked at each other and immediately both grinned. Paul was right, this was turning out to be an evening Rich wouldn�t forget. They walked towards the stage and took two seats right in front. Tim looked down and as soon as he recognized them he looked embarrassed. But when Paul pulled out a $10 note and started waving it Tim smiled.

�You want a show little man?�

�Show me what you�ve got.�

Tim continued to dance, but this time the show was for just two people. Richard looked between Paul and Tim, getting increasingly turned on. He smiled as he suddenly had a wicked idea. He leant over and whispered in Paul�s ear. Paul looked at him with a slightly surprised expression but then smiled back.

�Hey Tim!�

Tim leant down so he could hear Paul.

�What?�

�Care to help me put on a show for young Richie here?�

Tim smirked.

�Always Pauly.�

Tim stood back up to speak to the crowd.

�Ladies and gentlemen, I�m going to take a short break. When I return I�ll have someone else up on stage with me.�

Paul kissed Rich softly on the lips and then disappeared backstage with Tim. Rich sat there patiently, his arousal growing with every passing second.

A short time later the lights dimmed, and �Leave Your Hat On� began to blast from the speakers. He looked on stage, and there were Paul and Tim, both dressed in suits. Paul winked at him as they began to dance. They put on quite a show, and had the male crowd screaming and cheering their approval.

When they were down to their g-strings they sauntered over to where Rich was sitting, two $20 notes in his hands. He gave one to each of them, and then pulled Paul down for a lingering kiss.

�Let�s go back to your place. This night is far from over.�

THE END.