The Real Story of Rudolf
Its the festive season... so left be festive with the tale of Rudolf. You all know how the story goes... he was born with a bright red nose and was teased by all until santa decided to give him the oppertunity to pull the slay on a foggy night. But What i am about to tell you is the real story of Rudolf.
You see, Rudolf was born a normal, happy black nosed reindeer like all the rest. He was, as most stories depict, a little goofy and the other reindeer did not like him so much. And its true that he did indeed become a hero because of his red nose... but how he came by it is completely different.
When Rudolf was a year old... about 15 years old compared to the human aging pattern, he was walking through the snow when he heard a voice calling for help. He ran as fast as he could to find Vixen being cornered by Santa. Santa was naked with a mighty erection. He was advancing towards her, hands out stretched... he placed them on her trembling rear end and... Rudolf had to look away but he knew what was happening.
Rudolf slowly walked away in shock at what he had seen but heard santa calling out roughly "i've got something special worked out for next time".
Rudolf shuddered to think what it was.
The next day, Rudolf heard the same cry for help and he hurried to where it came from. There was santa, naked with a raging erection... but something was different. There was a small lightbulb attached to the end of his penis which was being powered by a small battery. Rudolf didnt want to see that happening to Vixen so he dashed in through the door as Santa put his hands on Vixens hips... he knocked vixen out of the way and wham... in went the light bulb.
Santa pulled out quickly but the lightbulb didnt follow. Rudolf clenched his butt muscles in pain and to his surprise, his nose shon bright red. He released the muscles and the light faded.
So since then, Rudolf had his red nose... well... whenever he clenched his butt muscles.
Of course... the story of him flying the sleigh through fog is also true. Santa did approach him and speak those words, however slightly amended.
"Rudolf with your butt so tight... wont you guide my sleigh tonight"
And so... now you know how it all really happened. Though perhaps its better to stick to the other version... for the kiddies sake.
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