Dougs Under the Sea

challenge requirements:
Setting: under the sea
Stars: DAAS
Words: mermaid, sunken ship, toilet, useful, knowledgeable, encyclopedia
Phrases: shot himself in the foot
Year: 3000

It was the year 3000, the Doug Anthony Allstars were still trapped under the sea on the Titanic museum. For some unknown reason time didn�t seem to be relevant, as they all looked exactly the same as when they were first sent down on this submarine years and years ago.

�Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!�

Paul called out as he walked out of his room. Tim shouted back from where he was laying in bed watching television.

�Whaaaaaaaat?�

Paul walked over and stood next to the bed.

�I�m bored.�

�Come and watch Jurassic Park with me then.�

Paul lay down on the bed next to Tim. He tried to concentrate on the movie, but found it rather boring. The best he could figure out was there was a really big dinosaur wandering around eating people. He looked sideways at Tim, who was fully engrossed in the film. Paul smirked as a wicked idea came to him.

Tim was trying to concentrate on the movie when he felt a hand sliding along his thigh. He turned to look at Paul, but he was just staring blankly at the television.

�Paul cut it out.�

�Sshhhh, I�m watching the movie.�

Tim turned his gaze back to the television but couldn�t concentrate on it very well anymore, particularly when Paul�s hand was sliding further and further up his leg.

�Hey guys!�

Paul quickly pulled his hand away from Tim as he heard Rich come into the room. Paul and Tim exchanged a look and Paul winked, sending a shiver down Tim�s spine. Paul then sat up and looked over at Rich.

�Where have you been Richie?�

�I had to go to the toilet.�

�Well thanks for that bit of useful information. You want to come and watch Jurassic Park with us?�

�No, I think I�m going to look for mermaids.�

Tim looked up.

�Look for what?�

�Mermaids. Look them up in the ocean encyclopedia.�

�I can�t be bothered.�

�Well ask Paul, he�s the knowledgeable one. I�ll be wandering around down below looking for mermaids.�

Rich went to leave but Paul jumped up.

�Hey Rich wait a minute!�

Paul ran into his room and returned seconds later with a gun. He handed it to Rich.

�Here you go. If you see any sharks, shoot them.�

�Paul I can�t use a gun.�

�It�s easy, just aim this end at the shark and pull the trigger.�

�Well alright.�

Still looking nervous, Rich put the gun in his belt and wandered off. Paul turned back to Tim, who was still lying on the bed. He wiggled his eyebrows.

�Now where were we Timmy?�

Tim reached up and grabbed Paul pulling him down onto the bed. Their mouths were just inches apart when suddenly a gun shot rang out, followed by a loud girlie scream. Tim sat up.

�What the fuck was that?�

�Rich probably shot himself in the foot.�

�You shouldn�t have given him that gun. We should probably go check on him.�

Paul smiled and pulled Tim back down onto the bed.

�Oh I�m sure he�ll be fine.�

Tim returned the smile and leant down and kissed Paul as the sounds of Rich screaming like a girl echoed throughout the sunken ship.

THE END