Part 12
Greetings and salutations my friends and acquaintances. Paul, Tim and Richard have found their character base! Richard didn't have too much trouble finding his character seeing as all he had to do was act stupid and allow everyone to walk over him. But the point is that they got there�
"We got it?" Tim asked and Spoof couldn't help but smile.
"Get some sleep guys� tomorrow we go to the press!"
The guys did so before she could ask them for anything else and fell asleep as soon as their heads hit the pillow. Tim snored as he usually does, Richard made his little whimpering noises like a dog dreaming and Paul talked of beautiful fields and beautiful butterflies dancing on a cool spring breeze.
"WAKE UP!!!!!" Spoof shouted and all 3 moved quickly into a sitting position. Paul's hand still on Richard's thigh and Tim's leg resting on Paul. They looked at the way they'd been sleeping and quickly removed their limbs from contact.
"Wha�Whatiheiiset?" Tim asked in the middle of a yawn"
"Its 5:30� I've made a call to the newspapers and they're out side right now! You guys have to make a speech!"
"We what!?!?!"
"It'll be easy! Put these on�" She said handing them a replica of their original outfits. She'd been working on them since they agreed� or were forced more to the point� to perform. They were exactly like the outfits they had for the Live at the National Theatre video. The boys got out of bed and changed into the clothes they were given whilst Spoof made some breakfast. Paul walked out of the room looking almost disgusted at what he was wearing.
"These are filthy! Where have they been hiding all these years?"
"I just had them made� Dermo was always filthy� don't worry its not actually dirty� I used a spray on filth maker that I bought from a gag shop. Perfectly safe, antibacterial, it just makes things look grubby and can only be removed with an anti gag grime agent. We have to do something about your hair though� you look like a new reader or something� come into the bathroom" She said and Paul followed.
Spoof instructed him to sit facing away from the mirror whilst she took out an electric razor and began working her magic.
Meanwhile - Rich and Tim were impressed with their new look, Tim was working on styling his hair as was Richard who went with the look Fido had in the videos, with a small curl over his for head. Tim went with the same look as Fergo and they looked like the original thing. Suddenly they head a gut wrenching blood curdling scream from the bathroom.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!" Paul was shouting at spoof as he bolted out of the bathroom, a small mirror in his hand and the other hand clutching his head. Tim and Richard ran out of their room and burst into laughter at the site of Paul's hair. Spoof had shaved it incredibly short and had sort of a spiral look working its way into the center of his head with a flip of hair in the center.
"Paul! Remember the videos! Dermo always had strange hair cuts! You need something new and wacko!"
"I look like a Fuc.."
"Paul you look great! You look the part!" Tim said though he was still trying to contain his laughter. Before anyone could say another thing though� there was a knock at the door.
"That'll be the phone" Said Richard
"It's the door dickweed" Paul commented rather bitterly as he examined himself in the mirror.
Spoof made her way over to the door and rested her hand on the knob�
"Well guys� It's show time�"
part 13