Part 13

EPILADIES AND GENITALMEN! WELCOME TO THE SHITZU TONKA THEATRE WHERE YOU HAVE THE PLEASURE OF SEEING THE NEW - IMPROVED - BETTER THAN EVER DOUG ANTHONY ALLSTARS!!!

The 3 boys leaped on stage and ran around wildly, every so often catching a glimpse of a screaming teenager with tears in her eyes. It was overwhelming at first but they settled into the whole thing quite well. The show went for 3 hours all up and consisted of old songs such as "my baby's gone to jail", "Krishna", "I fuck dogs" and "Bless me father"

But also new songs such as "A baby took my Dingo", "Golden showers and brown towers", "fuck me I've got herpes" and "I love you (but I dream of someone when I masturbate)"

The audience loved it. The part that the boys were struggling with where they had to hit each other was fantastic! And all in all, it was a worth while show. They ran off stage with such a buzz after 3 encores and Paul running into the audience, kissing some girl on the cheek and her fainting.

They bounded into the change room to be greeted by Spoof who had the biggest grin on her face imaginable.

"You were all fantastic. That was probably the funniest show I've ever seen and they didn't even notice that you weren't the real guys! We did it� We pulled it off� you're free to wonder Shitzu Tonka. You'll still have to do some shows� but you can solve that mystery and� and go home." She said, the last sentence sounding rather upset.

"Hey� listen� We might be here a while yet� we have no idea where to start looking for the big rhino thing anyway. Don't think about all that until the time comes� For now� LETS CELEBRATE!"

part 14