Part 14
Welcome back! When we last met, our hero's did their first performance and had a blast! They have come to the point in the journey where they are to find Thulgore - the rhino mutation and return it to where it belongs - on the Titanic II with Dermo, Fergo and Fido.
After 2 hours of signing autographs, having their photo taken and being welcomed back, the boys went out and drank. They drank for hours and by the 3am they were so drunk they could barely stand. Tim had puked several times and Paul asked some strange woman to sleep with him. She of course screamed in his face and fainted. The next morning of course, they felt it.
"Eeeeeehhh my head hurts" Tim groaned as he stepped out the door clutching the side of his bead.
"I feel sick" Richard commented before he ran to the toilet and gave it some breakfast.
"mffh hmmm grmf heermmf blemf" Paul mumbled as he walked out of their room scratching his nuts.
"MORNING!!! Spoof yelled and they all clutched their ears�
"Shhhhh" Paul said and slouched on the couch resting his head on the arm rest. He looked over to the table and reached for the newspaper and began browsing through it.
"GUYS!" He shouted and then realized it was a big mistake as he cradled his head between his hands.
"Guys� I've found something" he whispered and they slowly made their way over to him and sat down.
"What?" Rich muttered.
"Yesterday afternoon, Miss Wallflower frantically called the police reporting that he house had been rampaged by a large beast resembling a mutated Rhino. She claimes that it opened her front door and walked towards her with an enormous erection. She screamed and locked herself in her bedroom until she felt it safe to emerge. The beast caused minor damage to some of her possessions but no major harm was done."
"THULGORE!!!" They shouted as the stood and grabbed their heads before sitting down again.
"How about we start tomorrow." Tim suggested and they all agreed before heading back to bed.
part 15