Part 6
Previously on D*A*A*S Detectives…
Our boys had just been hunted down by the media. Spoofy tried her best to hide them away but alas, those nosey journalists have no self control and ventured into the bathroom to find them hiding in the shower. Soaking wet after Richard accidentally turned on the cold water, they stood in the living room with cameras flashing in their faces and were asked about performing.
"Performing?"
"Performing"
"Performing what?"
The boys were confused, as were the journalists when they seemed to have no idea what was going on.
"OK EVERY BODY OUT BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE! You can all wait outside whilst I talk to the guys. I'm their agent for a while, we'll tell you what's going on soon."
Everyone was satisfied with that and piled outside. Spoofy turned to the boys and folded her arms across her chest.
"Ok guys… what the hell is going on here?"
"We…we don't know?" Richard said and the other 2 nodded in agreement
"What do you mean you don't know? Tell me what's been going on"
"Lets start from the beginning…As we said before… We are the D*A*A*S Detectives… we solve crimes… you… you're suppose to be dead." Richard began"
"We were called to a job after we solved the mystery of your… and other peoples murder. We were told to go to some place where we were teleported to some submarine." Tim continued.
"We met up with 3 incredibly good looking guys nicknamed Dermo, Fergo and Fido who told us of a missing rhino thing named Thulgore. Then we were transported here and have had people scream in our faces, side walks talking to us and dead people coming back to life." Paul continued and the other 2 nodded to certify that it was correct.
"What the fuck is going on?" All 3 said together.
"Oh my god… I've heard about something like this before but not once would I ever have thought it to be real. And you… Oh no… they think you're them!"
"Who" the boys asked together
"The Doug Anthony Allstars… Let me explain… you met Dermo, Fergo and Fido… They are the Doug Anthony Allstars. About 2 years ago they were sentenced to life on the submarine Titanic II when they told the world that they were going to split up. Everyone was so upset by it that in the court of law… they were sentenced to spend the rest of their living days together on the submarine… unless they promised to continue performing until the court gave them permission to finish. The only other option was a long, painful, torturous death after every woman of middle or upper class status was allowed to have all 3 of you for 12 hours to do whatever they wanted. The lower class citizens were also given permission to join if they were willing to pay a substantial fee. "
"Oh"
"My"
"God"
The boys exclaimed, their mouths practically hitting the floor as the explained all of this.
"So you see… they think you're them… and now they think you're going to perform because you're back"
part 7