Part 7
AAAhhh long time no see! To refresh your memories… the boys had just been informed of their situation. They are believed to be Dermo, Fergo and Fido… the Doug Anthony Allstars… And that the long story that surrounds the reason for them being in a submarine.
"They… want US to perform?"
"They want us to PERFORM?"
"They WANT us to perform?"
They all asked together.
"They WANT… U to PERFORM" Spoofy said looking at them in a slightly annoyed manner.
"What kind of performances did these guys do?" Richard asked.
"Come with me… Ill show you"
Spoofy took them to a small room hidden behind a large rug that hung from the wall… which contained a dusty video player and a TV as well as a box of videos and a torn old couch.
"Sit down guys… we were banned from watching anything of yours… but I couldn't stop myself." She said and they did so.
She put in a video that started with a strange sounding guitar solo… Out came on stage a funny looking man with a swirl on his head who started talking about jokes… he introduced them and out they came… bringing with them a small amount of garbage to litter the stage. Paul, Tim and Richard laughed hard with tears streaming their face. These guys were really funny. There was no doubt about it. All three were almost disappointed when it was nearly over. Though that disappointment turned into worry as the ending credits began to role.
"I can't Sing"
"I cant play guitar like that! My ability is limited!"
"I cant be as gorgeous and charismatic as that… well… maybe I can"
Spoofy looked at the guys and could see that they were being completely honest.
"You could go back down to the sub and get the guys to let you home?"
"YEAH!" All the said
"no" They continued
"We promised Dermo, Fergo and Fido that we'd find their Rhino thing… We cant go back on our word. We're the D*A*A*S Detectives…" Paul said and the other 2 agreed.
Spoofy sighed and looked towards the floor as she thought about what to do.
"C'mon guys… we've got a lot of work to do"
part 8