Part 9
Hello again! When we last visited, our boys were learning to sing and play music with the help of Gadfly… who on their own world was caught pissing behind a bush. Richard was also to watch closely and learn what Fido had been doing. Spoofy took the liberty of inviting a few of her friends over who were also secret fans of the Allstars. If they were going to get away with this, it would have to be a joint effort. So with all this side tracking… what was going to happen to the mystery they were sent here to solve?
Spoofy waited no longer than 15 minutes before her friend showed up on the doorstep.
"What's this about the Allstars spoof?" Jik asked curiously.
Spoofy quietly indicated for them to follow her. She slowly opened the door to her secret DAAS room and allowed them to peak in.
"OH MY GOD ITS RICHARD!!!" Vaseline said loudly and then realized that they were suppose to be quiet.
"Shhh… and look…" Spoof said moving to her bedroom door.
They all peaked through and saw Gadfly with Tim and Paul trying to sing Do Rae Me, very unsuccessfully.
"What happened to their voices?" Wild Thang asked and Spoof indicated for them to sit down.
"They aren't the real guys."
"What?"
"This is going to sound weird but they are Paul, Tim and Richard from some other parallel universe or something. They're called the D*A*A*S Detectives… They were called to a crime on the Titanic because Thulgore has gone missing. Dermo, Fergo and Fido sent them here and some twit saw them and alerted the media! Now everyone thinks they've agreed to perform again and as you can see… they're shit. So we need to help them. We need to write some new material for them… At least until they can find Thulgore and go back to where they came from… Are you willing to help guys?"
They all agreed that they would do their best to help and set down to work.
part 10