Part 2
The men in the audience began chanting "STRIP STRIP STRIP!!" together... Richard was so red he resembled someone who'd fallen asleep in the sun after rubbing pig fat on themselves. Tim was smiling from ear to ear and i... i had no idea what was going on.
For some stupid reason Tim started singing shangalang shangalang, Richard.. being the dutiful master obeying dog he is played along, reguardless of the confusion he was obviously experiencing... and Tim.. he.... he began to remove his jacket.
"Tim... what are you.."
I started to say and he placed his finger on my lips and the guys in the audience roared with anticipation.
"TIM!" i yelled as her began unbuttoning his shirt"
"shhhhh"
Rich just played along... i thought he was moving further and further to the edge of the stage. I was about to join him and bolt whilst Tim did the entertaining... until some guy stuck a $50 note in his belt. Even Rich stopped moving and looked in shock.
"Hey Rich..." I whispered to him
"I know Paul... I know..." he said and moved to the stage... still with his guitar... and Tim.. sensing something went over and began helping rich with his clothes!
Rich was having some problems with it at first... but in 5 minutes they had $200 each.
"bugger it..." i thought and skidded onto center stage on my knees, feeling my inner thighs as i did so and instantly... money was coming my way... i removed my shirt and slowly made my way down until... until we were all naked on stage infront of 100 men!! atleast Rich had is guitar!
I was sweating, panting from the dancing, i couldnt believe id just done that... and enjoyed it... and come off with $500 tip...
"Guys" i said in the dressing room...
"yeah Paul... I know" They both said
part 3